red green yellow green free

Daddy bought me a ticket to Cairns for a few days of sun because this is how I feel

I AM SO FREAKY EXCITED- MORE EXCITED THAN WHEN THE SUN SHINES ON THE LITTLE MIRRORS IN MY BEDROOM AND TURN THE WALLS TO RAINBOWS AND CHLOE SQUATS AND WATCHES THEM DANCE AROUND



Took down my exhibit for the International Flower & Garden show, got some much needed cash-money for some honeys






I'm really getting into old Radiohead- especially on trams or with blondes


Have been walking around with Ellery recently, we went to a bar where they give you little seeds of winter Basil and Rosemary and Thyme in mud casings and you are supposed to throw them spontaneously around Melbourne as a form of edible guerrilla gardening.
He's blue

If he was green he would die

Dubbadeedubbadie

Speaking to Matthew Linde yesterday about The Fashion System; he thinks that the entire book uses fashion as an example in explaining basic linguistic philosophy and social interpretation, I have only just finished the first chapter.
(with greg)

No quoting today, I'm feeling inspired by sunshine and I feel as though Hunter S. Thompson doesn't often write things that inspire in me a passion for creativity.
More a passion for living, ie. not blogging but riding a Harley and not washing.

Although

Another patch word by the Hells Angels bears the number '13'. It is reported to represent the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, 'M', which in turn stands for marijuana and indicates the wearer thereof is a user of the drug.

...Then E is 5 and C is 3 and so I'll leave you with fifty three.
x

Dimplex memories of Thom Browne show

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD


My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen


My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman


My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude


My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work


My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.


My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch -in
Your dick - it look like a munchkin


My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'


My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie


My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine


My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle


My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek


My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred


It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


yeh I've got a dick like Jesus
EC

Coriander Crusader

European and American women are too arrogant for you?

The Thom Browne boys in Japan for photoshoot for Popeye magazine which was released just before the show. A journalist (Janice Breen Burns) asked me on Tuesday when I would/could consider myself successful fashion-wise---->magazine cover? Cole said that fashion is horrid and when you're on the cover you're as much on the outside as the next Tom and Dick (head), he'd know. I said maybe when Suzy Menkes is hurriedly taking notes huddled in some dingy corner of a room you were in, or maybe if the NGV asks you to do a talk, or maybe Valerie Steele, or maybe when you look in the mirror and grin wearing your own clothes.

Are you looking for a sweet lady that will be caring and understanding?
MAYBE YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL WHEN YOU ARE SO POWERFUL YOU CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS A TREND. Could you imagine all the indies and scene-stars then?

Then you came to the right place- here you can find a Russian lady that will love you with all her heart.

Can't find a queen to rule your heart?

How about beautiful Russian ladies that have royal blood and royal look?
cool dressed lady

I went to the doctor yesterday and did some tests, and now I'm in bed eating penicillin and wondering what to do next. I have finished Beach Babylon and am up for some entertainment....
Could someone come over dressed as a golden zebra from Zanzibar? That would be fun

Or could I fly back to New York and hang with Matthew Foley and his black corset and 18-inch waist?

Could I fly back to New York and do womenswear fittings with Thom and Daniel and the fit model from Oscar De La Renta with the boyfriend who sneaks into runway shows who has all the gossip on the late Alexander McQueen and his cocaine habit?

I want to move to London-town and meet a gentleman called Christopher Kane and work for him and Preen and Westwood and maybe someone on Saville Row and then move to Paris in the summertime and sit in the morning sunshine wearing red dresses and paint and listen to music and marry an artist who only uses oils and never changes his clothes.

I will bathe in perfume and he will make delicious garlic pasta and we will have lace curtains on our double doors and only one room to our apartment with parquetry floorboards and we will write things that tickle our imagination on the ceiling and will stay in bed all the time unless we're painting or sun bathing or changing into red dresses or cooking or eating or smoking.

I'm going to start smoking. I have nothing else do to today and I think it is quite
elegant

EC

EC

Anony-mouse

they chase, you run
you chase, they run

ah life is a constant battle against ones consciousness for satisfaction
sat-is-fraction
e/c

tired of prostitution, just need money

Today I was inspired by Issey Miyake, or rather Dai Fujiwara.
HE MADE CLOTHING INSPIRED BY THE SHAPES INSIDE A VACUME CLEANER AND THEN MADE ROBOTS TO WEAR THE CLOTHING MADE FROM VACUME CLEANER PARTS AND THEN MADE HIS ENTIRE CATWALK SHOW IN A VACUME AND THEN SUCKED PEOPLES HATS OFF ONE BY ONE. AMAZING MAN


You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
(WATCH THAT BLOODY VIDEO IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU DO, IT'LL HAVE YOU BOPPING AND SWAYING TILL YOU DO A POO POO)

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.

Ellery and Maffew in front of the APOC baguette (a roll of knit fabric that has seamless garments, for example when you press one of the garments out of the roll like a cookie and cookie cutter it is 3D)



Wherever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.

DAI FUJIWARA (he spoke to us in a lecture a few days ago, his ability to turn imagination into reality and fuse fashion and science together with the inspiration of a 4 year old at the museaum of natural history was incredible and delime.

(creative director of Issey Miyake, APOC(a piece of cloth)brand AND ISSEY MIYAKE FETE)

he worked out the scientific mathematic equations to the size and shape of the galaxy and made models of it and then pattern made garments to fix exactly that size, even scaled it down to your pocket.
THATS WHY I WANT DAI FIJIWARA TO MAKE A GALAXY IN MY POCKET----BECAUSE HE REALLY CAN

Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.


You’ll get mixed up of course, as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go.

ISSEY MIYAKE JUNGLE COLLECTION- CREATED FROM GOING TO THE AMAZON TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT COLOUR RAINFOREST IS. "colour hunting" A team of designers literally colour swatched the entire Amazon in Peru and came up with 2 varieties of colour for each thing, ie dark tree and light tree, and then matched these colours to the warp and weft of the fabric to create luminescent garments that are honest to the term 'jungle theme'.

Talk about primary research, Sue Thomas eat your heart out baby


Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

One of the Issey Miyake collections involved completely deconstructing the tailored jacket and replacing key seam lines with pleats- which was then tested on karate twins from France who drank champagne and could do killer fast movements that scared the fuck out of Ellery and I. (hissing like snnnnakkkkkesssS)

Will you succeed?
Yes you will indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)


aMAZING HUHJ? yiz
ecx

Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein

Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?

Only recently moved back to my little house and got an internet connection, so I have about a trillion photos to show the non-existant blog-following world out there.

I love being back, I love uni at the moment too, not sure why? (Maffew Linde plastic fantastic outfit---inspired by Mondrian. An outfit make of plastic, joined by velcro, worn over another outfit, for the ultimate protection....the ultimate care down there)

You know what you need?
What?
Shakabuku.
You wanna tell me what that means?
It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Oh, that'd be good. I think.

Got chosen to exhibit at the international flower and garden show yesterday, had to make a folio in about 7 days (I was late coming home from LA and missed the first week) so that was pretty insanely lame and now I have to figure out how to fix my bullshitting.
1. where do I get blue flowers from?
2. how do I construct a gigantic wave out of chicken wire and make it hardy?
3. how do I keep the flowers alive and sufficiently drunk?
4. how to I buy all the flowers I need with a budget of $200 (donated by RMIT)
shit man.
I think I'm just gonna get some rum and maybe some ice-cream and every problem that I encounter deserves a shot and by the end of Tuesday (when it needs to be on show) I will be finished, relaxed & wasted. I get a team to help me though......scary

Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you.
How are you emotionally involved with me?
I'm afraid of you.
You're afraid of me.
And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances

Also saw an amazing talk with Romance was Born yesterday at NGV, Anna Plunkett and is such a beautiful lady and was dressed so impeccably and totally unpretentiously. They both spoke with such humor and in such a relaxed charming way that it gave me so much confidence in Australian fashion (rare).

You know, I think that is *terrific*, what you have right there. Really, I liked it, a lot. I wouldn't sell the dealership or anything but, I'm tellin' ya... it's intense!

Question: Should I swim in a little tank with big fish or a big tank with little ones?

Beats me punk.

Also got a job with Nathan Browne working for his label Blackbyrd. He is so lovely

What have you been doing with your life?
Uh... professional killer.
Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.

(my room mate from New York doing a comedy sketch in our apartment---he really is a professional baseball player though, hilarious!)

You're a handsome devil, what's your name?

So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
No, but I do have a very nice cat?
Not the same.
Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
I respect its privacy.

EJC